Overdue Engrish

1.

I wonder what the bird's idea of "a good time" is with a cow?

2.
(A shopping bag from a shop)
Any shop that sells Engrish is a one-stop smile shop!

3.

iBear: "I have dreams and hopesl feel happiness I'm afairty in love"

(This is a mini photo album that I'm afairty in love with.)

4.

"....you know, like dirt."

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I'm dying to know more about the "conflicting symbolism" of both yellow and red.